Dear Father Christmas,
This year, I have been an overall good little boy. I have sometimes cheated, and I have often helped my parents with their taxes. And I always say thank you, which makes me polite, and so I deserve lots of presents this year!
Please bring all this stuff for me and the people in my life: For my mommy, please bring free two-day shipping for all her Amazon shopping. For my daddy, please bring a liking for wearing more colorful clothing. For my little brother, please bring a lifetime subscription to Xbox live. For my bird, please bring non-surgical sterilization. Oh – and for my pest control man, please bring some work ethic.
Now about me! Please bring me all of the Game of Thrones' action figures. I am not certain they exist, yet, but I am sure your elves can make them for me. I would also like front row tickets to Mayday Parade– plus backstage passes so I can get behind the scenes! Oh, and please don’t forget to bring my 1969 Ford Mustang Mach 1 Fastback, But if you can’t, I understand; just remember that more than anything Santa, what I really really want is just $10,000,000 so I don't have to write you these dumb letters anymore.
Anyway, I hope you like the cognac I left out for you.
Sincerely,
Alex
PS: Please say hello to Mrs. Claus and to Rudolph. Please ask him not to sue me since I have been using his name as my gamer's tag.
PPS: Oh yeah, and remember Melanie? She has been a really selfish cry-baby all year long and doesn’t deserve any Christmas presents. So please don’t forget to put homework in her stocking. Thanks!
